Off the top of your head, what is Trump’s most distinctive feature?

Yes, we know.  We couldn’t resist labeling our fluffy and sweet butterscotch flavored cotton candy in his likeness.  And in case your comb-over needs fluffing, this can double as a toupee!  Democrats and Republicans agree, our cotton candy is the sweetest! Each batch of Trump Hair Cotton Candy is made fresh.

When unopened and properly stored, the shelf life is 6 months. Just keep it sealed out of hot heat and direct light.